FAMOUS MICHIGAN ARTIST PAINTS "STAINED BACTERIA ON HAND"

"Stained Bacteria On Hand"

After eating a cheeseburger at a local restaurant, Rantbean Von Beep looked at his hand under a microscope and saw that it was teaming with lots of little crawlers.  Von Boop quickly stained the creatures on his hand and painted this colorful masterpiece.

ELROY THE DOG'S DEMONIC GHOST FROM HELL BY RANTBEAN VON BEEP

After Von Beep had his dog Elroy spade and neutered the dog began to eat constantly.  Within a year the dog had become so obese that it was literally suffocated by it's own fat.  Elroy's death caused Von Beep to become so terribly depressed that he began having nightmares of Elroy's ghost haunting Von Beep's cottage.  This portrait of Elroy's ghost is the spectacular way in which Von Beep both honored his dead companion and exorcised the dog's demonic ghost back into the firey infernos of hell to burn for all eternity.  Such was the love Von Beep had for Leroy.  

VON BEEP'S REVELATION

Von Beep bumped his head on a bar stool when he accidentally fell off.  The above painting is a representation of what Von Beep saw as his face fell to the floor.

EARLIEST WORKS OF RANTBEAN VON BEEP

At age 16 Rantbean Von Beep shared his affections with three different women at the same time.  This Von Beep masterpiece shows how in his idealistic world he could maintain the love of three different girls within his large heart.  Unfortunately, when the three girls found out what Rantbean was up to those nasty ladies became emotionally disturbed and thrashed the young man mercilessly.     

Rantbean Von Beep began his career literally trying to make money.  He figured that all he needed to do was to paint some authentic looking currency and then he would be rich.  Unfortunately, the young Von Beep had never really seen what real money looked like which, led to his first conviction as a counterfeiter at the age of 22.

While Rantbean was in jail for counterfeiting he created this lifelike painting of the cell across the corridor.  Many have said that they feel they are in that very jail when they come to a viewing of Von Beep's early work.