ELROY THE DOG'S DEMONIC GHOST FROM HELL BY RANTBEAN VON BEEP

After Von Beep had his dog Elroy spade and neutered the dog began to eat constantly.  Within a year the dog had become so obese that it was literally suffocated by it's own fat.  Elroy's death caused Von Beep to become so terribly depressed that he began having nightmares of Elroy's ghost haunting Von Beep's cottage.  This portrait of Elroy's ghost is the spectacular way in which Von Beep both honored his dead companion and exorcised the dog's demonic ghost back into the firey infernos of hell to burn for all eternity.  Such was the love Von Beep had for Leroy.